So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there
for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down
on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I insulted him,
the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked
around the corner. |
