Harvey?s grandfather clock suddenly
stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German
accent. He asks Harvey, ?Vat sims to be ze problem??
Harvey says, ?I?m not sure, but it doesn?t go ?tick-tocktick -tock? anymore. Now
it just goes ?tick?tick?tick.??
The old man says, ?Mmm-Hm!? and steps behind the counter, where he rummages
around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he
says in a menacing voice, ?Ve haf vays of making you tock!?