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Harvey?s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, ?Vat sims to be ze problem??

Harvey says, ?I?m not sure, but it doesn?t go ?tick-tocktick -tock? anymore. Now it just goes ?tick?tick?tick.??

The old man says, ?Mmm-Hm!? and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock.

He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, ?Ve haf vays of making you tock!?


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