A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under
their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and
$7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
?Oh those?, she replied, ?every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box?.
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he
asked, ?But what about the $7,000?? ?Oh that?, she replied, ?every time I got a
dozen I sold them.?