At a sexual assault trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what
the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer
aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer, After reading
the note the judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and pass it
along to the rest of the jurors.
One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror sitting
next to him. He took the note from her and read, "I'm going to screw you
like you've never been screwed before."
The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket. "Will
juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" ordered the judge.
"I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."