Olga, the maid announced to her bsos, Mrs. Blanco, that she was quitting.
When Mrs. Blanco asked why, Olga replied, "I'm in the family way."
Mrs. Blanco was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could
"Your husband and your son," replied Olga.
Mortified, Mrs. Blanco demanded an explanation.
"Well," Olga explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your husband say,
'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your son say 'You are
in my way'.
"So I'm in the family way and I can't do the work you hired me to do so I quit."