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The genie gets even

A Man is walking down the beach and sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie merges.

She says "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you SOB, I am going to grant only 1."

He thinks a minute and says "OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed."

She says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.

Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance.


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