A redneck family from outside Little Rock was visiting a city in the North and
they were in a mallfor the first time in their lives. The father and son decided
to stroll around while the wife shopped. They were amazed byalmost everything
they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again.
The boy said, Pa, What's'at? Pa (never having seen an elevator) said, Dunno,
son. Ain'tnever seen nothing like 'at in my whole dang life. Ain't got no idea'r
Then, all of a sudden, while the two watched in amazement, a fat old lady in a
wheel chairrolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and she rolled between them into a small room. The wallsclosed and the boy and
his father watched as small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continuedto watch until the number at the top lit up. And
then the small lights commenced to work their way down again.
When the walls opened the next time, out stepped a gorgeous, voluptuous, turbo
Reverently, and without taking his eyes off the babe, Pa said, quietly, Boy . .
. go . . . git . . .yo . . . Momma.