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The Elevator

A redneck family from outside Little Rock was visiting a city in the North and they were in a mallfor the first time in their lives. The father and son decided to stroll around while the wife shopped. They were amazed byalmost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy said, Pa, What's'at? Pa (never having seen an elevator) said, Dunno, son. Ain'tnever seen nothing like 'at in my whole dang life. Ain't got no idea'r what 'tis.

Then, all of a sudden, while the two watched in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chairrolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and she rolled between them into a small room. The wallsclosed and the boy and his father watched as small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continuedto watch until the number at the top lit up. And then the small lights commenced to work their way down again.

When the walls opened the next time, out stepped a gorgeous, voluptuous, turbo 24-year-oldblonde woman.

Reverently, and without taking his eyes off the babe, Pa said, quietly, Boy . . . go . . . git . . .yo . . . Momma.


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Mathew

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