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The difference between Potentially and Realistically -

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The difference between Potentially and Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ?Dad, what is the difference between ?potentially? and ?realistically???

The father thought for a moment, his son was a man of the modern world so he answered in a forthright way, ?Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he?d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me
what you learn from that.?

So the boy went to his mother and asked, ?Would You sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars??

The mother replied, ?Of course I would! We couldreally use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!?

The boy then went to his sister and asked, ?Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars??

The girl replied, ?Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I Would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts??

The boy then went to his brother and asked, ?Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars??

?Of course,? the brother replied. ?Do you know what a million bucks would buy??

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad..

His father asked him, ?Did you find out the difference between ?potentially? and ?realistically???

The boy replied, ?Yes, ?Potentially?, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But ?realistically?, we?re living with two hookers and a queer.?


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