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The Dancing Duck -

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The Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching? a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.? The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its? owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and? the pot.?

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck? is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't? dance a single step!"?

"Oh!" the duck's former owner replied:
"Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"


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