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The church bells -

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The church bells

On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, a girl goes straight to
her grandparent?s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother. When she asks how her
grandfather died, her grandmother replies, ?He had a heart attack while we were making
love on Sunday morning.?
Horrified, the girl says, ?Two people nearly 100 years old having sex! Surely that?s asking
for trouble?? ?Oh no, my dear,? replies granny. ?Many years ago we realizing we should
slow down. We found the best time to do it was just as the church bells start to ring.
They have just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even, simply in on the Ding and out
on the Dong.? Wiping away a tear she continues, ?and if that god dam ice cream van
hadn?t showed up, he?d still be alive today!?


 


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