Funny Jokes
Funny Pictures Funny Quotes Funny Videos Weird News One Liners

  Categories

Blonde Jokes
Couple Jokes
Food/Drink Jokes
Professionals Jokes
Point to be Noted Jokes
Kids Jokes
Animals Jokes
Other Jokes Jokes
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Strange News
chuck norris facts Jokes
Optical illusions
chuck norris
Funny Animal
yo mama jokes
Funny Christmas
Fat funny people
Inspirational quotes
Funny Quotes
one liners
Funny commercials
Funny moments
Weird Stuff
Funny Questions
Random questions
Pick up lines
Funny phrases




Bookmark

Tell him -

Category: Couple>>

Tell him

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

?That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits,? he said. ?Why don?t you take your blouse off and we?ll see what he does??

At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.

The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

?Hey,? the husband said, ?let?s really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we?ll see what he does.?

Again she said no and again he persuaded her.

This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. ?Now,? said the husband with an evil smile, ?tell HIM you have a headache!?


Submitted By:
a.g

Kids Jokes , Blonde Jokes , Women jokes, yo mama jokes



Share |


Rate this Joke
Average Good V.Good Excellent


Best Jokes | Crazy Pics | Strange News | Crazy Video
Copyright 2013 Free-Jokes-Online All rights reserved.