An American, an Englishman and a Scot are at a bar. Each of them orders a beer. As the bartender sets their drinks in front of them, three flies buzz in and each of them land in a beer.
The American pushes his drink toward the bartender and says, ?There?s a fly in my drink. Pour me another.?
The Englishman picks the fly out, shrugs and takes a drink.
A sudden noise makes them glance over at the Scot, who is holding the fly over his drink and pinching it, saying ?Spit it out, ye wee thievin? bastard!?