Paddy met Mick in the street and said, 'Paddy, in the future you should draw
your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife!'
'And why would I be doing that?' Paddy asked.
'Because,' said Mick, 'all the street was sniggering when they saw you two
making love all yesterday.'
Mick said, 'Nosey buggers, anyway, the laugh's on them. I wasn't home