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She was so Blonde

She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says, ?Sign here:? she wrote ?Sagittarius.?
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde?
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under ?education? on her job application, she put ?Hooked On Phonics?

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde?
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ?Concentrate.?
* She told me to meet her at the corner of ?WALK? and ?DON?T WALK.?
* She tried to put M&M?s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde?
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, ?Airport Left,? she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde ?
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she?d be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said ?TGIF,? which she thought stood for ?This Goes In Front.?

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde?

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company??


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