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She is going to kill me - Funny Story -

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She is going to kill me - Funny Story

Tomasz moved from Poland to the UK and married and Englishwoman. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along reasonably well.

One day, he rushes to a lawyer?s office and asks if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances. So, he asks him
the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Tomasz: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home, back in Poland.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Tomasz: It made of concrete.

Lawyer (grudges): I don?t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
Tomasz: No, we have carport and not need any garages.

Lawyer: I mean, what are your relations like?
Tomasz: All my relations still in Poland.

Lawyer (exasperated): Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Tomasz: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good quality DVD player.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Tomasz: No, I always up before her.

Lawyer (almost gives up): Can you please tell me why do you want this divorce?
Tomasz: She going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Tomasz: I got proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Tomasz: She going to poison me.

Lawyer: How?
Tomasz: She buy a bottle at the drugstore and put on bathroom shelf. I can read it. It say in big capital letters ?POLISH REMOVER?


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