Two little girls are playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under
a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out.
Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a rose thorn stuck in her finger.
Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mommy, Mommy, I've got a thorn in my finger!
Get some apple juice!"
Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice? Wouldn't a bandage be nicer?"
The little girl says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says
that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."