A travelling salesman was just about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a
very attractive woman giving him the eye. He casually walked over to her and
spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. A few minutes later, they
both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs.
After a three day stay, he returned to the desk and advised the clerk that he
was checking out. The clerk then presented him with a bill in the amount of
"There must be some mistake here," the man protested. "I've only been here for
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied, "but your wife has been here for a month!"