A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
bottle. She picked it up & rubbed it, & lo & behold a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, " Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a myth. Most
of us are just single types. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.
It will bring about world peace & harmony.
The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed: "Lady, be reasonable!
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm, out of
shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good but not THAT
good! Don't think it can be done. Make another wish & please make
it a bit more reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute & said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and helps with the housecleaning, is great in bed and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful...and
handsome. That's what I wish for....a good man I can marry and make
my mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said "Show me the
damn map again!" |
