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Old vs. Young -

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Old vs. Young

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity."
Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should retire.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win, you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.
Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock : 50 metre run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 metres.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the young cock allows the old cock to start off and when the old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the old cock in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly,

Bang!!!!

Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed" *$@ing *$@ing hell !

This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !!


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