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Nothing to loose

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer? on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting? her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her? 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer? one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could? not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could? not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.?

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth? and the nearest star?"?

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the? blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down? the hill with 4 legs?"?

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up? everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous? air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry? and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00?

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the? lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to you question?"?

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


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