Funny Jokes
Funny Pictures Funny Quotes Funny Videos Weird News One Liners

  Categories

Blonde Jokes
Couple Jokes
Food/Drink Jokes
Professionals Jokes
Point to be Noted Jokes
Kids Jokes
Animals Jokes
Other Jokes Jokes
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Strange News
chuck norris facts Jokes
Optical illusions
chuck norris
Funny Animal
yo mama jokes
Funny Christmas
Fat funny people
Inspirational quotes
Funny Quotes
one liners
Funny commercials
Funny moments
Weird Stuff
Funny Questions
Random questions
Pick up lines
Funny phrases




Bookmark

New nurse -

Category: Professionals>>

New nurse


Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new nurse when the one they had moved out of state.

They interviewed Nurse Karen and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse
Karen go.

"Why, we just hired her?"

"Well, I think she is dyslexic and gets thing backward. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hours, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it
almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour."

The doctor had barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.

"To find Karen, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill's Boil!"


Submitted By:
Adam

Kids Jokes , Blonde Jokes , Women jokes, yo mama jokes



Share |


Rate this Joke
Average Good V.Good Excellent


Best Jokes | Crazy Pics | Strange News | Crazy Video
Copyright 2013 Free-Jokes-Online All rights reserved.