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Never Say to Your Wife -

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Never Say to Your Wife

If your wife should ask you how she looks in a dress, never say:
Chunky Monkey.

If your wife should ask you how large a television you should buy, never
say as big as it needs to be to see around your rear.

If your wife should ask does this dress make me look fat, you should never
say oh, it's not the dress.

If your wife should ask you about your anniversary, you should never say when is that?

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If your wife should ask you if you remember what today was, you should
never say I didn't know there was going to be a test.

If your wife should ask you what do you want for a birthday or Christmas,
you should never say just your love and affection.

If your wife should ask you do you want to know what she wants for
a birthday or? Christmas, you should never say oh I already know what I'm getting you.

If your wife should ask you why you didn't get her what she asked for on
her birthday or Christmas, you should never say because I didn't remember what you said.

If your wife should ask you if you remember having the conversation,
you should? never say I remember your mouth moving, but not the words coming out.

If your wife should say she asked you to do/pick up/deliver or in anyway
facilitate the? process of something going from one place to another, you should never say no you didn't.


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