A foursome of guys is waiting at the tee while a foursome of women are teeing
off. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her
ball, she hacks it
10 feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely, then she hacks it another ten
feet and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, ?I guess all
those f?king lessons I took over the winter didn?t help much.?
One of the men immediately responds, ?Well, there you have it. You should have
taken golf lessons instead!?
He never even had a chance to duck?..