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Never Ask -

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Never Ask

One day a little boy by the name Timothy, who was about 6 years old,
went to his mom and asked her, "How old are you?"

The mom said, "There are some things you should never ask a woman?
and that is one of them. You will understand when you get older."

Then the boy asked his mom, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

The mom replied, "Like I said there are some things you should never ask?
a woman and that is one of them. You will understand when you get older."

Later the boy came to his mom and asked, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

The mom told Timothy, "There is some things you should never ask a woman and that?
is definitely one of them. You will understand when you get older"

So the boy wandered off to his mom's room and found her purse and started looking?
through it. As he was going through the purse he found her license. He was looking at it?
and looking and looking. Then he went back to his mother and told her,?
"Mommy, I know how old you are."

"How old," she said.

The little boy said, "27". Then he said, "I know how much you weigh."

"How much," she said.

The little boy told her,"You are 130 pounds." I also know why you and daddy got a divorce.

"Why son?" she said.

He said, "Because you have an F in sex."
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