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Naughty Answering Machine Messages: -

Category: Point to be Noted>>

Naughty Answering Machine Messages:

1. Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.

2. Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to
me maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at
home and I'm not, leave a message and it'll give
it to me when I return.

3. Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin
can't come to the phone right now. He's either
saving the universe from some dread, unnamed
peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your
name and number after the beep and he will return
your call.

4. "Suicide Hotline...please hold."

5. (With loud music playing in the background) "Hello...
HELLO?? I can't hear you! What? Oh.. we're not
home, leave a message.

6. Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at
the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember
to erase the tape.

7. Please leave a message. However, you have the
right to remain silent. Everything you say will
be recorded and will be used by us.

8. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering
machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait
for the beep.

9. We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

10. Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if
you were trying to call me, you've dialed the
wrong number. On the other hand, if you were
trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave
your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee
that one of them will call you back -- only that
I won't.


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