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Monk!

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a 
monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says,

"My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks 
graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next 
morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears 
the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next 
morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."


The man says, "All right, all right. I'm *dying* to know. If the only 
way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I 
become a monk?"


The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades 
of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find 
these numbers, you will become a monk."


The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and 
knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth 
and have found what you have asked for.


There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 
sand pebbles on the earth."


The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now 
show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door." The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. 
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, 
only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks,
who provide it. Behind that door is *another* door, this one made of 
sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, 
silver, topaz, amethyst...


Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The 
man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and 
behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

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But can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.


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Pai

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