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Menís English -

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Men?s English

?I?m hungry? = I?m hungry.

?I?m sleepy? = I?m sleepy.

?I?m tired? = I?m tired.

?Do you want to go to a movie?? = I?d eventually like to have sex with you.

?Can I take you out to dinner?? = I?d eventually like to have sex with you.

?Can I call you sometime?? = I?d eventually like to have sex with you.

?May I have this dance?? = I?d eventually like to have sex with you.

?Nice dress!? = Nice cleavage!

?You look tense, let me give you a massage.? = I want to fondle you.

?What?s wrong?? = I don?t see why your making such a big deal about this.

?What?s wrong?? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

?I?m bored.? = Do you want to have sex?

?I love you.? = Let?s have sex now.

?I love you, too.? = Okay, I said it? we?d better have sex now!

?Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.? = I liked it better before.

?Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.? = $50 and it doesn?t look that much different!

?Let?s talk.? = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you?d like to have sex with me.

?Will you marry me?? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) ?I like that one better.? = Pick any freakin? dress and let?s go home!

?I don?t think that blouse and that skirt go well together.? = I am gay.


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