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Meaningful conversation -

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Meaningful conversation

A farmer walked into an attorney?s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, ?May I help you??

The farmer said, ?Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.?

The attorney said, ?Well do you have any grounds??

The farmer said, ?Yea, I got about 140 acres.? The attorney said, ?No, you don?t understand, do you have a case??

The farmer said, ?No, I don?t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.?

The attorney said, ?No you don?t understand, I mean do you have a grudge??

The farmer said, ?Yea I got a grudge, that?s where I park my John Deere.?

The attorney said, ?No sir, I mean do you have a suit??

The farmer said, ?Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.?

The exasperated attorney said, ?Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything??

The farmer said, ?No sir, we both get up about 4:30.?

Finally, the attorney says, ?Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE??

And the farmer says, ?Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.?


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