Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after?
the wedding, laid down the following rules:?
" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want?
and I don't expect any hassle from you.?
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you.?
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want?
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.?
those are my rules. Any comments? "
His new bride said,?
" No, that's fine with me. Just understand that?
there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night?
whether you're here or not."