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Macho Man Meets His Match -

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Macho Man Meets His Match

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after? the wedding, laid down the following rules:?

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want? and I don't expect any hassle from you.? I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you.? I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want? with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.? those are my rules. Any comments? "

His new bride said,?
" No, that's fine with me. Just understand that? there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night? whether you're here or not."

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