Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through out the class. One day the
teacher asked her while she was napping, `Tell me,
Mary, who created the universe?`
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed
her in the rear.
`God Almighty!` shouted Mary. Teacher said, `Very
good,` and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, `Who is our Lord
and Savior?`
But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
`Jesus Christ!` shouted Mary.
The teacher said, `Very good,` and Mary fell back
asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. `What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?`
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time
Mary jumped up and shouted, `If you stick that damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! |
