Little johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Little johnny asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who
was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
Little johnny replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father
of many." Little johnny said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grand-
children and he doesn't wear his collar that way.
The priest getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and
went back to reading his book.
Little johnny sat quietly...but on leaving the bus he leaned over and
said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead
of your collar."