A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson, MO. As
they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to
go back to her seat, and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was
just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would
be molesting those
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area.
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and
knees crawling in
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to
grab it..., it runs away...!!"