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I have a divine right -

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I have a divine right

A healthy young couple decided they wanted to get married would do so at a beautiful warm
resort on the beach in the Caribean.

All was set up for the ceremony, the guests were in there chairs slowly sinking in the
sand, the groom stood by the alter with a huge smile, and the minister stood patiently
alongside awaiting the arrival of the bride to be. The evening was beautiful. The waves
from the ocean lapped at the shore and the sun was performing a rich warm sunset.

Then she arrived and walked proudly down the beach holding her flowers and smiling from ear
to ear. When she stood in front of the minister she put down the flowers and everyone saw
she was topless.

The minister stopped and advised the young woman, ?I can?t marry you like that, its not
right.?

The young bride looked him in the eye and said, ?yes you can, I have a divine right.?

The minister responded by saying; ?yes you have a divine right, and you also have a divine
left, but I can?t marry you dressed like that.?


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