Little Johnny was late
for class once again and came ruuning into the classroom. The teacher asks him
why he was late and Little Johnny replied. ?I didn?t have any breakfast at home
so I had to stop at the donut shop.? ?You poor dear,? said the teacher. ?But to
return to our geography lesson, little Johnny: Where is the Canadian border??
?in bed with Mom ? that?s why I didn?t have breakfast!?