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I did not have breakfast -

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I did not have breakfast

Little Johnny was late for class once again and came ruuning into the classroom. The teacher asks him why he was late and Little Johnny replied. ?I didn?t have any breakfast at home so I had to stop at the donut shop.? ?You poor dear,? said the teacher. ?But to return to our geography lesson, little Johnny: Where is the Canadian border?? ?in bed with Mom ? that?s why I didn?t have breakfast!?

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