Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made
sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married
himself, he was
dreading the payback he knew was coming.
Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the
pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not be married'. His reception
by streakers or strippers, and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon
was in perfect working order.
When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill even checked
for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was
that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.
Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to room service and
asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."
At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five."