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I am proud of my girls -

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I am proud of my girls

?Yes,? said the old woman to his visitor.

?I am proud of my girls and would like to see them comfortably married, and as I have made a little money they will not go penniless to their husbands.

There is Mary, twenty-five years old, and a really good girl. I shall give her $1000 when she marries.

Then comes Bet, who won?t see thirty-five again. I shall give her $3000 when she marries.

And the man who takes Eliza, who is forty, will have $5000 with her.?

The young man reflected a moment and then asked, "what is your age??

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