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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT -

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT


1. She is not a ?BABE? or a ?CHICK? ? She is a ? BREASTED AMERICAN. ?

2. She is not ?EASY? ? She is ?HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..?

3. She is not a ?DUMB BLONDE? ? She is a ?LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..?

4. She has not ?BEEN AROUND? ? She is a ?PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.?

5. She does not ?NAG? you ? She becomes ? VERBALLY REPETITIVE.?

6. She is not a ?TWO-BIT HOOKER? ? She is a ? LOW COST PROVIDER.?

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a ?BEER GUT? ? He has developed a ?LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.?

2. He is not a ?BAD DANCER? ? He is ? OVERLY CAUCASIAN.?

3. He does not ?GET LOST ALL THE TIME? ? He ? INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.?

4. He is not ?BALDING? ? He is in ?FOLLICLE REGRESSION.?

5. He does not act like a ?TOTAL ASS? ? He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.?

6. It?s not his ?CRACK? you see hanging out of his pants ? It?s ?TROUSER CLEAVAGE !?


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