One night a guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment. Before
he could open
his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute. I think I can tell how a man makes
love by how he unlocks his door."
"Give me some examples," the guy replied.
"Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock and opens the door hard, then he is a
lover, and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the
he is inexperienced, and that isn't for me either." Then she said, coyly,
"Honey, how do you
unlock your door?"
"Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."