How can one tell when a blonde is a good cook?
When the blonde serves the poptart in one piece.
How can you tell if the blonde biker is an aristocrat?
No spelling errors on her tattoo's.
Hear about the blonde who tried playing water polo?
She drowned her horse.
How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
Three, One to hold the pot and the other two to shake the stove.