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One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says ?I don?t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.? I said ?WHAT???!!! What was that?!? So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear? ?You?re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.? She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ?Can?t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?? Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn?t decide which one to take so I told her we?ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited, she must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, ?I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier.? I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ?No honey, I don?t feel like it.? Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled ?WHAT??!!!? I then said ?Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You?re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.? And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, ?Why can?t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you??


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