Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When the mother brought the baby home from the hospital, Little
Johnny's family was
invited over to see him.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as
about the baby's missing ears of even said the word "ears," he would get the
spanking of his life when they came home.
Little Johnny told his dad that he understood completely.
When Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?," asked Johnny.
"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have
"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd he shit out of luck if he needed