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Green, Pink, Yellow -

Category: Kids

Green, Pink, Yellow

In a kindergarten class 3 kids were told to  compose sentences in English about starting their day using  three words: 

Green, Pink, Yellow

The 1st kid said, "I wake-a up een the morning,  and-a I see the yellow sun, a green grass-a and I weesh-a that  my day will be a pink day." 

The 2nd kid said, "I wake up in ze morning,  I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in ze evening I watch ze  Pink Pantter show on ze TV." 

Then comes the johnny, shaking his head, "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone ringing green green, I pink it  up and I say Yellow."


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Ameet

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