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Green, Pink, Yellow

In a kindergarten class 3 kids were told to? compose sentences in English about starting?their day using? three words:?

Green, Pink, Yellow

The 1st kid said, "I wake-a up een the morning,? and-a I see the yellow sun, a green grass-a and I weesh-a that? my day will be a pink day."?

The 2nd kid said, "I wake up in ze morning,? I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in ze evening I watch ze? Pink Pantter show on ze TV."?

Then comes the johnny, shaking his head, "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone ringing green green, I pink it? up and I say Yellow."


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