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Girl always put the Guys down -

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Girl always put the Guys down

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE : Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share!!!

HE : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE : It's hot!!!

HE : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE : Okay, but would you stay there?

HE : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE : Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE : Okay, get out!!!

HE : I think I could make you very happy
SHE : Why?.. Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : why, don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go and see a film?
SHE : I've already seen it!!!

HE : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE : Nah, it was plain bad luck


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Krish

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