A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.?
He asks the man," Where did you get such a big lighter?"?
The man replies, "See that man playing piano over there? He's a?
genie and he'll grant you one wish."?
So the guy walks over to the genie and says, "I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with?a million ducks.?
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says,
"That genie is a little hard of hearing, isn't he?"?
The guy replies, "Yeah. You think I asked for a 14 inch bic?"