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Funny Signs -

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Funny Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
?We?re #1 in the #2 business.?

Sign over a Gynecologist?s Office:
?Dr. Jones, at your cervix.?

At a Proctologist?s door
?To expedite your visit please back in.?

On a Plumber?s truck:
?We REPAIR what your husband fixed.?

On a Plumber?s truck:
?Don?t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.?

Pizza Shop Slogan:
?7 days without pizza makes one weak.?

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
?Invite us to your next blowout.?

On a Plastic Surgeon?s Office door:
?Hello. Can we pick your nose??

At a Towing company:
?We don?t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.?

On an Electrician?s truck:
?Let us remove your shorts.?

In a Nonsmoking Area:
?If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.?

On a Maternity Room door:
?Push. Push. Push.?

At an Optometrist?s Office
?If you don?t see what you?re looking for, you?ve come to the right place.?

On a Taxidermist?s window:
?We really know our stuff.?

In a Podiatrist?s office:
?Time wounds all heels.?

On a Fence:
?Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.?

At a Car Dealership:
?The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.?

Outside a Muffler Shop:
?No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.?

In a Veterinarian?s waiting room:
?Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!?

At the Electric Company:
?We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don?t, you will be.?

In a Restaurant window:
?Don?t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.?

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
?Drive carefully. We?ll wait.?

At a Propane Filling Station,
?Tank heaven for little grills.?

And don?t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
?Best place in town to take a leak.?

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