"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the waitress
walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and
there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle
of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken,
his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank
goodness, I took that first aid course -- all my training came
back to me in a flash."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from