"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to
the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be
"It's swollen," Ed replied.