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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. ?You are a disrespectful pig!? she cried. ?How dare you do this to me ? a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I?m leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!?

And the husband replied, ?Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.? ?Fine, go ahead,? she sobbed,? but they?ll be the last words you?ll say to
me!?

And the husband began ? ?Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn?t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn?t eat because you?re afraid you?ll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don?t wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don?t wear because I don?t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don?t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don?t
wear because someone at work has a pair the same.?

The husband took a quick breath and continued ? ?She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes
and said, ?Please ? Do you have anything else that your wife doesn?t use??


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