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Commit suicide -

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Commit suicide

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

?How did this happen?? the emergency room doctor asked her.

?Well, I was trying to commit suicide,? the blonde replied.

?What?? sputtered the doctor. ?You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off??

?No silly!? the blonde said. ?First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I?m not shooting myself in the chest.?

?So then?? asked the doctor.

?Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I?m not shooting myself in the mouth.?

?So then??

?Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.?


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