A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural
area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like
substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather....are these
plates clean?
His grandfather replied.... those plates are as clean as cold
water can get them so go on and finish your meal.
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate, and a
substance that looked like dried egg yolks...so he asked again......are
you sure these plates are clean?
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather
says.....I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can
get them, now don't ask me about it anymore!
Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby
town. As he was leaving, Grandfather's dog started to growl and would
not
let him pass.... Grandfather, your dog won't let me out.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching,
Grandfather shouted, COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY! |
